Lyrics
Let me tell you about i girl i know
Had a drink about an hour ago
sitting in the corner by herself
in a bar in downtown hell
sher heard a noise and she looked through the door
and saw a man she'd never seen before
light skin light blue eyes
a double chin and a plastic smile
well her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"my brand new car is parked right out side
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
Anc she said "wair a minute i have to think"
he said "thats fine may i please buy you a drink?"
One drink turned into three or four
and they left and got into his car
and they drove away some place real far
"Now babe the time has come
how'd you like to have a little fun"
And she said "if we could only please be on our way
i will not run"
Thats when things got out of control
She didnt want to, he had his way
she said lets go, he said no way
Come on babe it your lucky day
shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way
come on baby don't be afraid
it if wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid
He finished up and started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said "now baby don't be sad
in my opinion you weren't half bad"
she picked up a rock
threw it at the car
hit him in the head
bow he's got a big scar come on
party people wont you listen to me
Date Rape Stylee
the next day she went to her drawer
looked up her local attorney at law
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guys ass to court
well the day he stood in front of the judge
he screamed "she lies - that little slut"
the judge knew he was full of shit
and he gave him twenty five years
and now his heart if filled with tears
One night in jail it was getting late
he was butt raped by a large inmate and he screamed
but the guards payed no attention to his to his cries
that when things got out of control
the moral of the date rape story
it does not pay to be drunk and horny
but thats the way it had to be
locked him up and threw away the key
well i cant take pity on men of his kind
even though he know takes it in the behind
DATE RAPE!
