Lyrics
On my way home
Police car pulled me over
After they left I puttered out of gas
AAA came but my card was expired
I had to walk home and, of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut eye
Then I was abducted
They stuck cold things up my butt
And sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty
And I woke up drenched in me
This day sucked hardest ever
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Woke up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)
I heard a voice say, "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe"
I suppose I'm to blame
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fees
In actuality I let the Zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let the negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
